*masturbates during study break*

I followed communismkills just for laughs and giggles

I love that woman, I love her like sharks love blood.

Francis Underwood (House of Cards)

(via scifuck)

critem:

tbt to cookin with the bae

theofmoviestills:

~~~~~CINEMATIC PARALLELZ~~~~~

Persona | Ingmar Bergman | 1966

La Pointe Courte | Agnès Varda | 1955

Last Year at Marienbad | Alain Resnais | 1961

Southern Hospitality | Ludacris | 2000

my grandma is honestly so hip

my grandma is honestly so hip

nosdrinker:

crime, penetration, crime, penetration, crime, full penetration

i wish youtube would stop recommending the amazing atheist

coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

(via penetrates)

jaylool:

4t-ounce:

What if psychiatrists showed you memes instead of ink blots

"tell me what you see in this one"

image

"I see myself"

(via gookgod)

me and xkit guy bf

meatbicyclevevo:

me: bby ur hands r so cold

bf: there i fixed it

(via sexyboy1998)

sexting the bae

me: im horny
bae: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

there should be a phone game category that’s like “games to play while you’re pooping”

nosdrinker:

who is stoked about listening to U2? who is stylizing themselves as a U2 fan they just seem like one of those bands that exists and won’t go away