do you think jesus would smoke this big ass kush blunt with me

do you believe in God?

@Anonymous

trnscndnt:

does gookgod count?

THOSE LIPS ARE MINE

@critem

my vag lips are her property

ur lips look tasty

@Anonymous

my vag lips

critem:

*flexes* check out my haemuscles bro

im not like other guys let me take you to a haemuseum

trnscndnt:

nuodai:

haemus

baemus
faemus
gaemus
taemus
laemus

later im gonna listen to some haemusic

im having the haemunchies right now but dont worry im gonna hve sum haemousse

bombing:

nuodai:

haemus

hummus

haemus

who’s gonna be blazing tomorrow

everyone hates emo spiderman but I think he’s cool

everyone hates emo spiderman but I think he’s cool

dont throw your phone on the bed because it will bounce like a motherfucker and fall on the floor