*masturbates during study break*

I followed communismkills just for laughs and giggles

I love that woman, I love her like sharks love blood.

Francis Underwood (House of Cards)

(via scifuck)


tbt to cookin with the bae



Persona | Ingmar Bergman | 1966

La Pointe Courte | Agnès Varda | 1955

Last Year at Marienbad | Alain Resnais | 1961

Southern Hospitality | Ludacris | 2000

my grandma is honestly so hip

my grandma is honestly so hip


crime, penetration, crime, penetration, crime, full penetration

i wish youtube would stop recommending the amazing atheist


it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

(via penetrates)



What if psychiatrists showed you memes instead of ink blots

"tell me what you see in this one"


"I see myself"

(via gookgod)

me and xkit guy bf


me: bby ur hands r so cold

bf: there i fixed it

(via sexyboy1998)

sexting the bae

me: im horny
bae: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

there should be a phone game category that’s like “games to play while you’re pooping”


who is stoked about listening to U2? who is stylizing themselves as a U2 fan they just seem like one of those bands that exists and won’t go away